That's all she wrote!: 'Tis Better to Give?

.....hmmmmm.....

Well, within reason. Maybe.

I mean, I do love to give gifts just as much as the next girl. But, anyone who knows me knows that I LOVE to get presents! It makes my heart palpitate and my palms get all sweaty.

So, with the holiday season upon us I started thinking, if I could come up with my own out-of-the-box, no-holds-barred and partially ridiculous wish list, what would be on it? I'll tell ya, it was fu-un putting it together. I in no way shape or form expect any of this to magically appear at my house Christmas morning. I was just simply indulging my completely over active imagination.

I do have to say that I felt a little bit misguided without Oprah's Favorite Things list. In years past this had become somewhat of a go-to list for all things coveted. Although, in recent years the lists were starting to be a bit reminiscent of the Neiman Marcus Christmas Book. In other words, a bit of a stretch for the average Jane, to say the least.

So, here goes nothing.........

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Dear Santa,

Well, hey there! Have I told you lately how good you look? I swear you could pass for a 20 year old. I'll bet you get carded every time you make an egg nog run! That Mrs. Claus is a lucky lady.

So, now listen, Nick, I know you're a busy guy and all, but, I just had a few teensy things I wanted to pass your way. You know, just some 'suggestions' of some things that a gal like me might be interested in receiving, should you be so inclined.

I realize it's a bit unorthodoxed for a 42 year old woman to send you a Christmas list, but, see, I've got this 9 year old son who's teetering on his belief of whether or not you actually exist. Crazy, I know! I just thought maybe if you were to bring his mom some gifts on Christmas morning then he'd once again be a firm believer! I mean, that's a win/win! Am I right? That is the only reason I ask. Really.

So, here's my list, short and sweet:

1. Michal Kors watch

(how freaking HOT is this?)